Stuff Contemporary Church Goers like. READ THIS!!

This is a list of musings, and mostly stereotypical views on the modern christian church goers and what they like. I myself am one of those so, I thought I would point out a lot of funny stuff that I've seen within my own church and abroad. Enjoy!

1. Chik-Fil-A (even though it's closed on Sundays)
2. Flip flops
3. Free Music
4. Hillsong United
5. Ultimate Frisbee
6. Attending church functions just for the free food
7. Contemporary Worship Music
8. Rick Warren
9. Conferences
10. Easter, Thanksgiving and Christmas.
11. Making stabs at other denominations, mostly Pentecostal jokes.
12. Traditional Hebrew Language, culture and history
13. Greek language and history
14. Air Conditioning
15. Going out to restaurants after church
16. Not tipping very well at said restaurants
17. Religious Debates
18. Gossip
19. Using words like "flippin" to replace actual cuss words. Ex: "That was soo flippin awesome!"
20. Dairy Queen
21. Traditional "Nap after church"
22. Small groups
23. Advertising. Mostly advertising their church
24. Family Life Radio
25. The "Art and Music culture" scene
26. Attending Art shows
27. Attending Music concerts and local band shows
28. Local bands
29. Avoiding the "rough crowd" at the local band shows
30. Staying in the corner of the local band show with your Christian friends
31. Talk about how badly those people need Jesus
32. Tattoos
33. Fedoras
34. Cabbie Caps, aka Flat Caps
35. Not wearing a suit on Sunday (awesome)
36. Complaining that you can never find a decent parking spot in the church parking lot
37. The back row of the Worship Center
38. Starbucks
39. Mac Book pros, and other various Apple products
40. The Passion of the Christ (even though it's biblically and historically wrong)
41. Mel Gibson
42. Morgan Freeman playing God in Bruce Almighty
43. Trying to figure out ways to pray for somebody
44. Constantly asking "can I pray for you?"
45. Long hair (this is mostly from younger guys to youth)
46. DJ music (again, mostly youth)
47. Toms shoes
48. Africa
49. Texting
50. Texting while the Pastor is talking